President Dump goes 'tariffing'!

This week President Dump announced that he will be putting 'tearrifffs' on everyone and his uncle. He said that everyone loovvvess him especially all those who voted for him . He had taxed his favourite country 'Gina 52% in the morning , 10% in the evening and 120% at 11:59 pm. He is believed to have invented the calculations while he was taking a dump using calculus ( which too he invented) .