Disclaimer

Welcome to WhoseFatherWhatGoes.Com, where the news is as real as Bigfoot riding a unicycle on the rings of Saturn! Every headline, quote, and shocking “exclusives” you read here is made-up a lot, wild as a unicorn participating in summer olympics, and spun from the finest threads of our totally-not-delusional imagination. If you find yourself mistaking our stories for actual news, please consult your nearest psycho-the-rapist.

By entering this wonderland of absurdity, you agree that:

We are not accountable for any sudden bursts of laughter, assumptions and conclusions on your part or a full-blown conspiracy theory marathon.

Any coincidences between our content and real events are as improbable as a toaster hosting a TED Talk.

If your face resembles any of the cartoons in here, sorry to hear that you have a cartoon face. 

If your reality resembles any 'news' in here, then you really need to get a  life

Should you feel that this is about you or someone you know, that is entirely your problem not ours

This is a spoof news website, which means that it neither claims to be factual nor accurate. If you are looking to crib, then we suggest that you look up definition of 'spoof, 'fake news'( that dumbass ruined the term for us) , 'laughter' and 'fun'.